McD !!!

" All characters in this passage are fictious. Any resemblence to anyone living or dead is purely coincidental".

OLKB productions in association with Puba. LTd proudly presents :

!! McD - aii soru !!

well thats precisely what this edition of the blog offers.


To give an introduction to the person to whom this epitome is dedicated ... a sincere and stalemate person who prefers a low profile image amongst low profile people and who very fondly exercises his art of fiddling with big shots in what we affectionately term as ' pols ' , Challa is one in a million ( wow !! i thought every individual was unique , and hence the word - individual !! ) . well india's population having crossed a billion , my statement may be slightly outdated, but its yet applicable in a longer proportion considering the fact that he has been pivotal and has anchored the " gay revolution " ( well im talking of the colours , dirty dogs ! dont misinterpret me !! )

His latest sensational work is " the pseudo intellect " - well its not a book , its a Blog !
please take pain killers before u read the posts and keep urself equipped with enough armory since ull be on a journey from the present world back to ( God knows what era ) and back !

McD after a break -

" washing powder Nirma , washing powder Nirma , doodh ki safedi , nirma se aayi , rangeen kapda bhi khil khil jaye , Sabki pasand Nirma ..... washing powder Nirma , washing powder Nirma ; NIRMA !!! "

McD continues ...

4 words of praise though for this " pseudo intellect " since he himself has admitted: he doesnt go through his articles once done ... WoW - What a Man !!

Well as to why my post has been titled McD .... please it has nothing to do with the restaurant McDonalds. But yeah it has a lot to do with Scrooge McDuck.

Well this great person has a little passion ... its little to him ( bus itna sa khwab hai ! ) but its a hell to others.
Food Food Food ... its never Boring !!! 7:30 am - BANG ; 11:30 am - (BANG)^2 ;
6:30 pm - (BANG)^3 ... too unfortunate is our mess , its always in a mess , they dont dare speak out against ' You Know Who ' - the terror, the man with the moustache of a cat, the man with the posture of 'swami vivekananda' and the vision of ' Bigle ' ( courtesy Oram Po ! ).

McD after a break -

" Boost is the secret of my energy ... Our energy "

McD back after the break ....

to challa's credit, he knows 6 languages ( WoW ! ) and none properly ( OMG !! ) ...
his age + natural frequency + improper knowledge of languages + attitude causes him to be 16 times slower than a nomal person in reacting to situations. well but the law of conservation of Energy holds eternally true .... and hence this is compensated by his enthusiasm for two things .... food and Kottai ( ohh its actually three things .... saary na kanakkulla knjm weak ... )

Challa has two very close mates ( yeah mates ) ... Arun G ... and more profoundly ... Anirudh (ohh im sorry i spelt ur name wrong ..... fuck the hell off .... who told u i am good in english .... moochula pechula paatula thalaatula na thamizh thotta payyan .... )

Curiously, challa has a perennial source of jenny ... indian handkerchief industry will never go bankrupt ... and bus-walas dont need horns anymore !! yay yay !! challa has become the source of another revolution " Jenny ( jalp) -revolution " ( its a 360 degree per revolution !!!) ministers hav double duty now ... they have another perennial river added to the indian topology ... and it suits best to join this with the famous Cooum river ..... and Rajnikanth shall observe a day's fasting and offer 10 paise as the first 'poni' for this sacred cause !!

McD after the break -

" all i want is english marie .... also english the real marie .... crispy crunchy mmmmmmm ....;
9:30 ko dekhiye agla karyakram ... wikram aur betaal .... "

McD stay tuned ...

Well he is a part of the club called " Matrix " which is the busiest club around, that finds time only to sit in the Redi's and discuss over a cup of tea - when they can meet next to hav tea and bun !! ... wow Dogs have a stiff competition and what with Challa -the frontier of the moevement : the bun movement ; ' sapuduvom sapuduvom , saagum varai saapuduvom ; sapuduvom sapuduvom ; vayar vedikkum varai sapuduvom ' Challa climbing 5 steps at a time .... challa's growth seems unstoppable ......


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